101 Funny Status and Messages For Whatsapp

Hello Friends if are you looking for funny status and messages for updating your whatsapp or to send funny text messages to your friend then you are on right place.

Now don't keep your whatsapp status as default whatsapp status which is hey i am using whatsapp keep it updated with best quotes.Today i am updating best funny status for whatsapp and these silly messages can be updated as your funny whatsapp status here is the best collection funny status in hindi ,english and other languages i will continue to add more best status for this post.

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Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
On the other have different fingers.
Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet ...
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
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Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."
I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
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I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..
With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
Friction is a drag.
If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 
Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
If someone is having default status of whatsapp it may irritate or your friends will consider you the newbie on whatsapp so you must update your whatsapp status according to your mood. These are the some funny status for whatsapp and facebook you can update.This is the great collection of funny and silly status in hindi and english for whatsapp. Protection Status